For years now the left have reveled in their success of painting former Vice Presidents as complete idiots. It started many years ago with Gerald Ford. Saturday Night Live’s almost weekly portrayal of this former POTUS as a bumbling idiot is legendary and set the stage for the years of ridicule to come. Subsequent Republican Vice Presidents have suffered the same stigma, just ask Dan Quayle. But on the other side of the coin, Democrat Vice Presidents get a pass. The legacy media darling Al Gore, well known for “inventing the Internet”, is probably one of the best known of the “gaffers”… until today.

Fast forward to the present day… to the “king of fools”… none other than Joe Biden…

This is the guy the puts the ‘Id’ in idiot. Recently, this moron took it upon himself to disclose the location of the “secret bunker” where the VPOTUS gets warehoused in the event of a National Emergency. You know, that “undisclosed location” where Cheney was sequestered and the legacy media was so obsessed with during the days immediately following 9/11. “Hey Joe, what part of ‘undisclosed’ do you not understand?”. Do you guys realize, this moron is only a heart-beat away from being POTUS? I pray for Obama everyday, because the alternative would be the first POTUS ever with a “Hello Kitty” lunchbox.

Remember these gems:

“I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy. I mean, that’s a storybook, man.”

“I’ve had a great relationships. In Delaware, the largest growth in population is Indian Americans - moving from India. You cannot go to a 7-11 or a Dunkin’ Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent. I’m not joking.”

The left take great delight in portraying Republicans as stupid, and unenlightened. However, out of 688 students, Biden was 506th in his University of Delaware graduating class, at law school he was 76th out of 85.

Best and Brightest, my ass.

Or as the legacy media says, rubbing elbows with extremist. Look CNN its more than just a handful of extremist. And Janet Napolitano, I’m the conservative right wing, pro-life, smaller government, states rights constitution loving, pro second amendment extremist that Homeland Security warned you about, and I vote! And its not like attending a Tea Party is going to increase my chances of being put on a DHS watch list, I run a conservative BLOG, I’m probably already on it.

I got there about ninety minutes before everything got started. To my surprise, there were about 500 people already there, and they continued to keep filing in. When  I left at about 6:30, there were 5000 people who had signed in, and miles and miles of people still stuck in traffic trying to get in. All in all, I’d say this was a success.

One of tonight’s speakers was none other than Kevin Brady, who was met with a mixed reaction, and the occasional heckle and jeers during his speech. Brady was one of the Texas delegation that buckled under the pressure of the Republican Whip and voted for the first round of tarp money. Too his credit, he did face the heat from the morning show radio guys I listen to and their callers. Also in attendance with a table at the very front of the gathering was the guy looking to take his job, Tyler Russell. Tyler is a young guy, an Air Force Academy grad. I picked up one of his cards. At first glance, a respectable conservative platform. Then I saw it, “Bring the troops home from Iraq & focus on those who attacked the United States on 9/11″ Disappointing… a Rontard.

All in all it was a good time, a well planned event that seemed to go off without a hitch. Now I really want to get a set of those Revolutionary era flags.

I have finally had enough of Google. From Google bombs, Googlewashing, censorship and politically motivated Adsense ad withdrawals, I’m done with Google. The final straw came this past weekend when I noticed that the Google doodle had not changed to reflect the Easter holiday. Now, I wasn’t expecting some depiction of the crucification, it is Google after all. But no bunnies, eggs, or baskets. So I did some research, while they will commemorate the Soviet Sputnik, they take a pass on Memorial Day, D-Day, and many other American patriotic holidays.

There’s nothing new here, even you libs will admit that Google is liberal. In 2005 alone $463,500 was given to Democrats by Google management and employees, while $5,000 was given to Republicans, (or 100 to 1 for those of you from Lake Jackson). They spend their money on “socially progressive corporations” and “influencing public policy,” code words for liberal agenda.

So, I have dropped Adsense, the Google sitemap plugin, the gvisit tracker plugin, and now even Feedburner, a recent Google acquisition. I have changed all the search engines in the house, and the office PC’s to Windows Live, and I host my own RSS feeds. We are now Google free. I even took the bookmarks and search engine off my Blackberry.

The prevelance of Google in the market place is staggering, from Google Earth, StreetView, Maps, GMail etc., and the fact that 60% of all searches are through the Google search engine, the amount of data they have access to is frightening. Nefarious? well you be the judge…

You would think since ‘his’ party is in control of the Oval Office, and both Houses of Congress, Bill Maher would be in “high cotton”. Not the case, you see he’s having some ratings issues. He can’t seem to get a break, first he’s run off of cable, then on again, then off again…. Despite his party and his agenda are working their way through the legislative process, he can’t seem to rise above the fray and generate any following, other than the die hard ‘frothing at the mouth’ ultra left. Recently he made a comment on his March 27th show that should incite rage in just about anyone who has ever worn the uniform of the United States Military.

“Forget about bringing the troops home Iraq - we need to get the troops home from World War II, Can anybody tell me why in 2009, we still have more than 50,000 troops in Germany and 30,000 in Japan? At some point these people are going to have to learn to rape themselves.”

Looking on in admiration was Keith Olber’dork, another fine specimen of human excrement. So why all the rage, and hatred. I’ve been pondering this for a while, and all I can come up with is this:  Bill has “self-esteem issues”.  It may stem from the fact that he just can’t seem to get a break, no-one takes him seriously, he is having a hard time picking up women, or hookers laugh at him naked. You see my theory is that Bill must have a very small penis, minuscule in fact; we’re talking “break out the magnifying glass” small. What else could explain the angst this man has, when supposedly he should be at the top of his game. For goodness sake, Stewart Smalley is about to be a Senator. It couldn’t possibly get any better for this guy.

There is so much pork flying out of D.C. these days, it’s enough to make your head spin. The latest Bill touts over 7,000 earmarks, from both ‘Demoncats’, and ‘Republicons’. It was signed without fanfare, and out of sight on the news cameras by none other than the “anti-pork” President himself. Just spit balling here, but I’ll bet they didn’t want the cameras to show Pelosi and Reed with the President in a half-nelson forcing him to sign what he himself said was a “bad bill”.

We know who wears the pants on the the “Hill” don’t we Nancy?

Whatever you do, don’t get caught looking up with your mouth open…

When Fancy Nancy  Pelosi was recently told there were no jets available for the upcoming recess, someone got their panties in a wad.

“It is my understanding there are no G5s available for the House during the Memorial Day recess. This is totally unacceptable,” wrote Kay King. “This is not good news, and we will have some very disappointed folks, as well as a very upset speaker”.

According to reports, after 9/11 G. W. made a change that would  require all persons in succession to the U.S. Presidency take military aircraft whenever it is available. But it does not excuse the fact that she uses the U.S. Military as her own personal car service. Often having them standby for hours,  only to cancel at the last minute.  And when she is not making them standby on the tarmac, she often has planes reserved “just in case”.

President Tom Fitton of Judicial Watch, had this to say “… Speaker Pelosi treats the Air Force like her personal airline … Not only does Speaker Pelosi issue unreasonable requests for military travel, but her office seems unconcerned about wasting taxpayer money with last-minute cancellations and other demands.”

But then again,  liberals are so much better than us, we should not expect them to have to rub shoulders with us ‘common folk”, or heaven forbid, have to sit next to one of us on an airplane.

By, the way, did’t Madam Squeeker crow about making this the first Zero (0) ‘carbon footprint’ legislative body in the world, and she was going to usher in a new era of ethics in the U.S. House of Representatives?

That’s called having our cake and eating it too….

For those of you keeping score, a typical Gulfstream G5 costs in the neighborhood of around 70 million dollars, cost around $2,300.00 an hour to operate, and about $600,000.00 a year to store and maintain.

We should take up the liberal mantra, no one should ever suffer. And if they do, the government should fixed it. We should not be made to ever feel inferior, have to take the blame for our own failings, and the world should be full of unicorns, and rainbows. Instead of working for the betterment of ourselves, we should concentrate on the betterment of our neighbors. It’s time for us that have had so much for so long, to stop putting ourselves first, and put the needs of the less fortunate first. And we should be tolerant of everyones views, and take them as our own even though we disagree, because we should all get along and be diverse in our thinking, feelings, and attitudes.

Too bad the liberals don’t follow their own advice. Their anointed leader, for example, still allows his own brother to live in a 10 X 10 dirt floored shack. They harp about corporate greed, but when is the last time you have ever seen one of those Hollywood leftist turn down a movie contract because they were being paid too much money, or the politician who turns down a campaign contribution because he has enough of a ‘war chest’? What about those salaries paid to the big talking news heads on the legacy media, I don’t see them giving any of their money back.

They claim tolerance, but liberals are only tolerant to things that are not a threat to them. A country united through Patriotism, is a threat to them. They survive by creating divisions of race, economy, and geography. A strong Church (the collective body of all believers) is a threat to them. Immoralityis a driving force in many areas of liberalism. Abortion on demand, and the creation of homo-sexuality as a protected class are the center-piece of the liberal agenda. A strong economy is a threat to the left. When a large enough segment of  the population obtains enough wealth that they are no longer dependant on government the left lose their power base.

The current cop of liberals, are liberals of the most dangerous sort. They cloak themselves in the common good, but they are working towards stifling our fundamental rights of free speech, and freedom of the press. They look to confiscate wealth for redistribution in the forms of ‘tax credits’ for those who don’t contribute. They work behind the scenes to ensure their power by hijacking the process by which Congressional districts are drawn . This nefarious gang are no more than communist and Marxist.

Their tactics have been tried before, and failed. Millions of people have died at the hands of social engineering, many more that ever ever died in the name of Religion. History is a great teacher, and we can learn much from it. However, if we choose to ignore it, history has a tendency to repeat itself.

While President Obama was still running for President he made this promise:

“When there is a bill that ends up on my desk as the president, you the public will have five days to look online and find out what’s in it before I sign it,” Barak Obama (D-IL)

Apparently promises are made to be broken. Not even a month into his Presidency, he has managed to shatter plenty of them. He also mentions “no pork” and “no secrecy” in this very same speech. For those of you watching at home, this compromise was done in secret behind closed doors, and the bill was not even available to the members before they voted on it. The ink had not even dried on the paper yet before it got the Presidential pen. Combined with the fact that most of his cabinet is filled with former “lobbyist”,  you will learn that “words” from the campaign trail don’t mean very much anymore. This “new” administration full of “hope” and “change”, is neither new, hopeful or a change, rather it is just retread of the Clinton administration.

Of course, our old friends are up to it again, well really still:

“And let me say this to all of the chattering class that so much focuses on those little, tiny - yes - porky amendments: the American people really don’t care.” - Sen. Up-Chuck Schumer (D-N.Y.)

My, my, Up-Chucky gets a little uppity when he feels that he has a little power. The problem is, I don’t think Up-Chuck would recognize a ‘real’ American if they were kicking him in the ass. And if he did, I highly doubt he would stoop down to talk to them.

Of course we can’t forget our good friend Harry ’smell the tourist’ Reid:

“I’m pleased to announce that we’ve been able to bridge those differences,” Harry ‘Dingy’ Reid, (D-Nev)

Nice try Dingy, since you finally were able to fund your pet project to build the train to nowhere that “bridges” the gap between L.A. and Las Vegas. Nice work, smug and arrogant as usual. Of course who could ever forget this:

“My staff has always said, ‘Don’t say this,’ but I’m going to say it again because it’s so descriptive because it’s true, … In the summertime, because the high humidity and how hot it gets here, you could literally smell the tourists coming into the Capitol.” Harry ‘Dingy’ Reid, (D-Nev)

Again, for those of you playing at home, this is how Harry actually feels about the ‘little’ people. If this man we to actually break a sweat from doing some real work, he’d be checking himself in the Bethesda for fear he had contracted some sort of medical condition.

And finally. let us never forget the “terrible trio” of Arlin Spectre (r-PA), Olympia Snowe (r-ME), and Susan Collins (r-ME). If we had just one person in leadership at the RNC with the balls to call for these three ass clowns to be expelled from the caucus, I’d consider giving them assholes my money again! Spectre, Snowe, and Collins have for too long been a thorn in the side of the Republican Party. And this latest breaking of ranks to pass the Economic Stimulus Bill (pronouced Steal-from-us Bill) is the final straw. The time for them to go is NOW!

Or maybe it’s just me. I was home sick today with the nasty whatever it is that is going around. So while I was laying around in my DayQuil stupor, I turned on Fox News, and there he was in all of his ignorant splendor. I got a vision of ‘Stewy’ tugging at his pants leg while a talking dog was was trying to usher him quietly out of the room. And I though to myself, “what’s the Family Guy doing on Fox news?”

But there he was, Robert Gibbs the new spokeshead for the Obama Administration, cracking jokes with the Washington Press Corps.

Does anyone else see the resemblance, or is it just me?

This picture says it all..

It just goes to show you, a little money, a lot of whining and 30 recounts later, you too can be a Senator…

Another Stalwart choice Minesotans, Good Job!

Update

Well. maybe not just yet.  One thousand previously uncounted ballots, are going to be counted after all.

So my question is, what weren’t all these votes caonted in the first place? So don’t put the “binky” away just yet, Al my be needing it!